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June 8, 2007
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I want a white woman,
I want a light woman

not heavy, not obese
not per hour, not for lease

not too skinny
not TOO girly

not from a city, not greedy
a bit horny but not too needy

educated, not simulated
literated, stimulated

like wonderbread
not sour bread

not anorexic,
not dyslexic

doesn't have ADD
doesn't work at DMV

doesn't kiss cousins
cheat? no she doesn't.

has big bosom
dreams she has 'em

she gives good head
she teaches good ed

she gives me milkshake
but doesn't charge

she has pretty legs
and isn't large

she adores me
I have no money

she appreciates me
she is my honey

pretty in nude
is never rude.

she shaves
not in her face

she wears for me
all things in lace

very huggable
always loveable

dances swing
and many other things

has great voice
and loves to sing

she drives well
I mean really well

writes beautiful words
sure they are swell

wouldn't it be grand,
a perfect blend?

only if she existed,
her number listed
It was orignally a responce to a comment but I decided it would make for a good poem / deviation.
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HaruhiKatrina Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My boyfriend read this and then laughed, looked at me then said that he already had the girl explained in this poem :3
numbskulled00 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is really cool. love your work!
Subdivided17 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2009
Downstairscookies Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2008
Well, i like it but why must she be white? cant she be blakc or asian or mexican? Can't she match almost all these things besides the race you wud lik her to b?? :confused:
dragon-cutie Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2008
Very interesting- this poem. I do believe every man wants perfection. :P *tease*
waqwarrior Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2008
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2008   Writer
thank you. :)
waqwarrior Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2008
LelioCakes Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahaha yeah, good luck with that one buddy.
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2007   Writer
so... how U doin? ;)
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