I want a white woman,
I want a light woman

not heavy, not obese
not per hour, not for lease

not too skinny
not TOO girly

not from a city, not greedy
a bit horny but not too needy

educated, not simulated
literated, stimulated

like wonderbread
not sour bread

not anorexic,
not dyslexic

doesn't have ADD
doesn't work at DMV

doesn't kiss cousins
cheat? no she doesn't.

has big bosom
dreams she has 'em

she gives good head
she teaches good ed

she gives me milkshake
but doesn't charge

she has pretty legs
and isn't large

she adores me
I have no money

she appreciates me
she is my honey

pretty in nude
is never rude.

she shaves
not in her face

she wears for me
all things in lace

very huggable
always loveable

dances swing
and many other things

has great voice
and loves to sing

she drives well
I mean really well

writes beautiful words
sure they are swell

wouldn't it be grand,
a perfect blend?

only if she existed,
her number listed