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I want a white woman,
I want a light woman

not heavy, not obese
not per hour, not for lease

not too skinny
not TOO girly

not from a city, not greedy
a bit horny but not too needy

educated, not simulated
literated, stimulated

like wonderbread
not sour bread

not anorexic,
not dyslexic

doesn't have ADD
doesn't work at DMV

doesn't kiss cousins
cheat? no she doesn't.

has big bosom
dreams she has 'em

she gives good head
she teaches good ed

she gives me milkshake
but doesn't charge


she has pretty legs
and isn't large

she adores me
I have no money

she appreciates me
she is my honey

pretty in nude
is never rude.

she shaves
not in her face

she wears for me
all things in lace

very huggable
always loveable

dances swing
and many other things

has great voice
and loves to sing

she drives well
I mean really well

writes beautiful words
sure they are swell

wouldn't it be grand,
a perfect blend?

only if she existed,
her number listed
It was orignally a responce to a comment but I decided it would make for a good poem / deviation.
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:iconharuhikatrina:
HaruhiKatrina Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My boyfriend read this and then laughed, looked at me then said that he already had the girl explained in this poem :3
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numbskulled00 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is really cool. love your work!
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:iconsubdivided17:
Subdivided17 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2009
:clap:
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Downstairscookies Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2008
Well, i like it but why must she be white? cant she be blakc or asian or mexican? Can't she match almost all these things besides the race you wud lik her to b?? :confused:
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:icondragon-cutie:
dragon-cutie Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2008
Very interesting- this poem. I do believe every man wants perfection. :P *tease*
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:iconwaqwarrior:
waqwarrior Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2008
nyce.
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2008   Writer
thank you. :)
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:iconwaqwarrior:
waqwarrior Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2008
anytime.
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:iconleliocakes:
LelioCakes Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahaha yeah, good luck with that one buddy.
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2007   Writer
so... how U doin? ;)
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:iconleliocakes:
LelioCakes Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha dork. You wouldn't want me if you're looking for the alien in your poem!!
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2007   Writer
yesterday i felt like a steak. maybe today i feel like a lamb chop

whadda ya say?
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:iconborn2loveand2beloved:
I really like this...
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:iconlostserenity:
lostserenity Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
hmmm I think you like Barbie.

Very interesting, I think you forgot to add a girl w/o insecurity. good luck w/that.
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SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2007   Writer
ewww barbie. no i dont want those... but i'll take a cup of lostserenity. looks matter but i want someone with brains and emotionally stable. if she is smart and nice she doesnt have to be blonde with blue eyes. but she does have to be white.
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lostserenity Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
lol. well I guess white is your preference. it is easier to find what you like from outer appearances. but believe me it is harder for someone to reveal whats really on the inside. due to the fact people hide their insecurities and instability.

My insecurity is only expressed through my writing. Otherwise I seem so very in control and confident. My preference of men is usually confidence, but never arrogance. I think I got those 2 confused in early life.....and ended up with many controling assholes. I am such an extrovert, that a man has to be the same or they will be lost in my shadow and that causes anger/insecurity.

btw.....i have a xanga page. my screen name is: specialagentbarbie. I got tired of people telling me I had the perfect life, when inside it was hell. its not cool to be a trophy wife.
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SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2007   Writer
I do know what u mean. trust me i know. i dont base everything on looks but it does matter u know? u r a hot one. i just want someone who is honest and doesnt play emo games. thanx for ur xanga page. i will check it out soon. what is ur aim or yahoo nick? note it to me yes? five dolla me love u long time.
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lostserenity Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
lol! Thanks for the compliments but I do have a bf. Has not proposed, yet he has future anticipation......whatever until he grows some. I have some Erotic poetry if you will take a browse and give some feedback. As far as the msngr name.....I am hardly on cpro716@yahoo. Give me some critique.....all I get is kiss ass now and then.
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DORKiiDANii Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2007   Photographer
Haha, very cute. And charming...In a weird way.
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2007   Writer
maybe that makes me more of a dork than your avatar says you are?
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:icondorkiidanii:
DORKiiDANii Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2007   Photographer
Hmm...Nah, I'm more of a dork then anyone in the whole wide world.
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:iconpsart103:
PSart103 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2007
*Checks off most of list* hmmm ;P
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2007   Writer
thank you. so what stuff did you NOT check off?
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:iconpsart103:
PSart103 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2007
oh, a few different things here and there.
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2007   Writer
well some are not as important as the rest. the fact that you like sushi will make up for alot of stuff
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:iconpsart103:
PSart103 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2007
oh really? why is that?
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2007   Writer
cause I love sushi.
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:iconpsart103:
PSart103 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2007
ah, i see. yeah, it'd be nice if i could find a local guy that would eat sushi with me.
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2007   Writer
and I wish I could find a local gal who liked sushi and didn't mind the wasabi
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From-Far-Away Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2007
Awww, cute poem! I hope you find her soon!^_^
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SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2007   Writer
my latest one is similar but shorter. if you liked this one, you may like that one too.
it's called "Won't You Be Ma White Girl?"
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:iconfrom-far-away:
From-Far-Away Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2007
I'll go look at it! Thanks for telling me!^^
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:iconnemesis-16:
Nemesis-16 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2007
aww that's cute ^^
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2007   Writer
thank you ms wiseass (according to your page)
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:iconbelleandbeer:
BelleAndBeer Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2007
hahaha that's pretty good, quite interesting
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2007   Writer
thank you. let me know if her number is listed.
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:iconbelleandbeer:
BelleAndBeer Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2007
hmm no idea
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:iconmegarea:
megarea Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2007  Professional Traditional Artist
;) I exist
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2007   Writer
I want you, what can I do to imipress you? :D I know I shouldn't try to impress but damn, I like you.
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:iconmegarea:
megarea Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2007  Professional Traditional Artist
Well now don't get too excited. Don't you live about 3,000 miles away? And I have a cowboy who is very cuddly already. As Hank Williams once sang, "your cheatin' heart will tell on you." So I keep it in my pants.

Other wise I wouldn't mind having a beer sometime ;) (only Guinness though, none of that pansy light beer)
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2007   Writer
screw light beer, give me the full flavor.
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:iconmegarea:
megarea Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2007  Professional Traditional Artist
Good man
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SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2007   Writer
I think most people drink lightbeer because of the carb content in full flavor beers, honestly they are gonna go home and shove their face in something else anyway. I say screw that and just be honest to yourself, get fat it's alright, your mother still loves you.
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:iconmegarea:
megarea Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2007  Professional Traditional Artist
I don't worry about that stupid carb crap. I ride my bike, swim and run around too much to honestly care about the carb difference between light and dark beer. Who wants to be that miserable about food all the time anyways. Not me.
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2007   Writer
does my full flavor beer make my butt look big?
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SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2007   Writer
:) Come here.
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lovelyloon Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2007  Student
i didn't have anything better to do, so i counted.

There's only about four or five things that i can't check off (it was around six, but you dismissed one or two of them).

It doesn't really matter (you never mentioned anything about age)...

But it is interesting. Interesting indeed...
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:iconsecretasylum:
SecretAsylum Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2007   Writer
what are you talking about. the whole night I been telling people I am old.
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:iconlovelyloon:
lovelyloon Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2007  Student
And i always tell people i'm young. Very often (though not always) much younger than they think.

;)
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:iconlovelyloon:
lovelyloon Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2007  Student
With the exception of a few things...

Hmm.
Interesting.
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